Last updated: August 24, 2022
1. Information Collection
We may collect various types of information from you, including but not limited to:
- Personal identification information (such as your name, email address, and phone number)
- Financial information (credit card details, billing address, etc.)
- Social security number, passport information, and your deepest secrets (just kidding!)
2. Use of Information
Your information will be used for the following purposes:
- Sending you unsolicited cat memes
- Making your life more mysterious by occasionally rearranging the furniture in your imagination
- Anonymously entering your dreams to make cameo appearances as a friendly pineapple
3. Information Sharing
We promise not to share your data with anyone, except:
- Our super-secret alien overlords who really wanted to know your favorite pizza topping
- The unicorns living in our office basement who needed some fashion advice
4. Security Measures
Rest assured, your data is stored on a cloud made of marshmallow fluff, guarded by a fierce squadron of cybernetic squirrels.
6. Your Rights
You have the right to remain awesome. We fully support that.
7. Changes to This Policy
8. Contact Us
If you have any questions, concerns, or want to challenge us to a virtual dance-off, please contact our non-existent customer support at [email protected]
Thank you for your imaginary cooperation!